idea credit to scarfdog who recently deleted but her legend lives on with motha. fuckin. MYTHOMAGIC
LOOK AT THE FUCKING BUNNY LOOK AT HIS FACE HE WASNT MADE FOR THIS SHIT HES SO DISTURBED BY EVERYTHING WHY WOULDNT YOU BE THEY ARE IN A FUCKING SLEIGH WITH NO FUCKING SEAT BELTS AND SOME SASSY YELLOW BUDDHA SATAN IN THE BACK NOT GIVING A FUCK AND JACK IS JUST THERE HIGH AS SHIT SEEING TIME LIKE TRYING TO COMPREHEND THE QUANTUM THEORY AND SHIT
SASSY YELLOW BUDDAH SATAN I CANT IM DONE
SASSY YELLOW BUDDHA SATAN
that’s it i’m done with tumblr
so.. you americans want to know what its like in canada…..
Americans still won’t know because this is in Celsius
Well, you know…shit.
why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing
you have a very, very odd definition of “doing nothing”.
Living as a woman in the USA in a nutshell:
- If you don’t have sex, you’re a prude and a bitch.
- If you have sex outside of marriage and use birth control to avoid getting pregnant, you’re a slut (whether you’ve had sex twice every day or twice in a year).
- If you have sex outside of marriage, but don’t use protection and get pregnant, you’re a slut AND you’re stupid
- If you’re single and get an abortion because you can’t afford to take time off work to push a baby the size of a melon out of your cooch, you’re a slut, stupid, AND a murderer.
- If you’re single but don’t get an abortion, but need extra governmental help to assist in raising your child you were pressured to keep because of someone else’s moral code, you’re a slut, stupid, a leech on the back of society, AND shit out of luck.
AND THE HOOOOME OF THEEEEE BRAAAAAVE
And if you’re married and have a baby, apparently raising that child is “doing nothing” and you don’t deserve to be paid maternity leave but if you don’t want to have children with your spouse or can’t have children, you “aren’t doing your duty as a wife”/”aren’t a real woman”
like nah fuck outta here.
You really can’t fucking win with some people
North Korea gives mothers paid leave. North Korea. NORTH KOREA. NORTH KOREA!!!!And America doesn’t!
why do i always assume everyone looks like their icon
im not kidding
if your icon was a goat
i would think that you are a goat
Hey lil mama let me whisper in ya ear
LOOK THIS ONE’S SHAPED LIKE A PIANO
and this one has a view of the beautiful night sky from inside
the one at heart castle (damn look at that architecture)
haha look at this one its a “kitty” pool
LOOK AT THE COLORS
there’s a little bar/resturaunt in the middle of this one
this one over looks the ocean